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![Chart of proofreader's Marks [some real some are doodles] - delete, set in italics, set in italy, preferably in rome, insert ellipsis, insert cyclopsis, wrong font, horribly wrong font, atn problem, insert colon, good grief!, add mustache, and a stetson hat, curl mustache, flying mustache, more drama, more hypnosis, insert space, write faster, got bored, played tic-tac-toe, word tornado. By Grant Snyder.](https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/110/435/523/818/044/484/original/842a0242f69c171b.jpg "Chart of proofreader's Marks [some real some are doodles] - delete, set in italics, set in italy, preferably in rome, insert ellipsis, insert cyclopsis, wrong font, horribly wrong font, atn problem, insert colon, good grief!, add mustache, and a stetson hat, curl mustache, flying mustache, more drama, more hypnosis, insert space, write faster, got bored, played tic-tac-toe, word tornado. By Grant Snyder.")
![[a child is showing their drawing to their parent]
Child: Look at my drawing!
Parent: Hey this is great! But why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Hmm? What is the sun shielding its eyes from?
Child: You've got it backwards. The sun predates humans. It was wearing those glasses before we existed. We fashioned our glasses out of crude plastics in a cheap facsimile of the greatness that is the sun. We wish to be that cool but will never reach even a fraction of that potential.
[the child snatches the drawing out of the stunned parent’s hand]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/418/764/762/635/168/original/31f4fcfeb46ec6f9.png "[a child is showing their drawing to their parent]
Child: Look at my drawing!
Parent: Hey this is great! But why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Hmm? What is the sun shielding its eyes from?
Child: You've got it backwards. The sun predates humans. It was wearing those glasses before we existed. We fashioned our glasses out of crude plastics in a cheap facsimile of the greatness that is the sun. We wish to be that cool but will never reach even a fraction of that potential.
[the child snatches the drawing out of the stunned parent’s hand]")
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Your lack of num nums disturbs me.
#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #starwars #darthvader
Credit to steinbergdrawscartoons
https://www.instagram.com/p/CV3quB4vqxE/
Every Gisher that’s ever done #GISH. 🖌 @steinbergdrawscartoons
2,562 likes, 17 comments - GISH (@gish) on Instagram: "Every Gisher that’s ever done #GISH. 🖌 @steinbergdrawscartoons"GISH (Instagram)
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#meme #memes #funny #memes
![[a person sitting in bed, looking at a laptop computer]
Person: Wow, that episode was intense! Only one left in the season! Ah, but it's late. Better get to sleep.
[they close the computer and lay down to sleep]
[their face changes to frustrated]
[they can’t sleep because their head is filled with thinking about what happens next on the show]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/373/601/356/486/954/original/df2cd9d9c4afbbf0.png "[a person sitting in bed, looking at a laptop computer]
Person: Wow, that episode was intense! Only one left in the season! Ah, but it's late. Better get to sleep.
[they close the computer and lay down to sleep]
[their face changes to frustrated]
[they can’t sleep because their head is filled with thinking about what happens next on the show]")
Triplane Turmoil: The Video Game Review
We’re continuing to look at the golden age of Finnish shareware gaming with the flying classic Triplane Turmoil. Developed by Dodekaedron Software in 1996, the game has been implanted in the minds of the gamers of that era.ZakVideoGames | Invidious
Typography: it matters!
#typography #proofreading #writing #writers #writingcommunity #humor #humour #funny #emphasis #italics
![Vampire: This is the living room. I'm still deciding if I want to repaint or not.
Person: [gesturing towards a coffin] Oh, and here’s where you sleep!
Vampire: what? No. That’s really offensive.
Person: Oh, I’m sorry.
Vampire: Don’t believe all that nonsense you see in movies.
Vampire: I just keep my ex-boyfriends in here. Humans are so fragile.
Person: Neat!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/322/783/895/093/384/original/9ce09e8d48bf4032.png "Vampire: This is the living room. I'm still deciding if I want to repaint or not.
Person: [gesturing towards a coffin] Oh, and here’s where you sleep!
Vampire: what? No. That’s really offensive.
Person: Oh, I’m sorry.
Vampire: Don’t believe all that nonsense you see in movies.
Vampire: I just keep my ex-boyfriends in here. Humans are so fragile.
Person: Neat!")
![[a cat approaches a person in a chair, rubs up against them and jumps into their lap]
Person: Aww, I love you too sweetie.
Cat: Love? I own you.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/305/672/087/778/833/original/586eecddc64dd09b.png "[a cat approaches a person in a chair, rubs up against them and jumps into their lap]
Person: Aww, I love you too sweetie.
Cat: Love? I own you.")
Allergy Season: Pet Owners Warned on how to Spot Symptoms - Katzenworld
Pet expert reveals top 5 ways to spot your pet is having an allergic reaction Allergy season is here, and pet experts are warning owners to be vigilant of the potential allergies that their furry friends may experience.Marc-André (Katzenworld)
Have you seen Willem Dafoe's latest film, Inside (2023)?
#WillemDafoe #Memes #Meme #NormanOsborn #Spiderman #SpidermanMemes #MarvelMemes #InsideMovie #ArtThief #Movies #Film #Cinema #Hollywood #Movie #Psychological #Thriller #Skit #GreenGoblin #Humor #Parody #Satire #Funny #Gag
The Five Best Cat Cafes in Seoul, South Korea - Katzenworld
Seoul is a vast geographical metropolis and exciting travel destination with much to see and do. From pop culture trendsetting Gangnam to shopping hotspot Myeongdong to the arts and entertainment haven Hongdae, this fast-paced city guarantees you won…catcafereviews (Katzenworld)
